Magnet

What is the point, I ask, of using your sexuality to gain employment? Doesn't seem proper.

Canyon

Why do they insist on bringing damage, not only to themselves but to the soul of the country they dare call their own?

Misjudged

The day will come when I no longer need air. But until then...

Frankly, My Dear

Well, for once I don't have anything to report, but don't let that stop you from having a good time.

Dual Deposit

To say I'm disappointed would be a fallacy. To contend otherwise would be foolhardy. To truth, I am in something of a malaise, one which I cannot see coming to an end in the immediate future. Nevertheless, I am optimistic.

An Experiment

I always wanted to see if I could say 'Fuck' on one of these.